Max and Darwyn colouring

Max and Darwyn colouring

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Funny stories

We were visiting friends the other day whose cat recently had a batch of kittens.  Dar went upstairs to use the potty and came down a few minutes later.

"Daddy," she said, "I used the big potty.  I was going to use the little potty, but there was a kitten in there."

Turns out the potty was very popular among all the kittens....


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We were at the library with Dar and Max.  Daddy was reading them a story and another little girl came to listen.  She carried her snack with her on her lap and munched away while she listened to the story.  Part way through the story Darwyn interrupted Gus's reading.  She turned to the little girl.

Darwyn:  My name is Darwyn.  What's your name?

Girl: mumbles something inaudible.

Darwyn: Oh. (pause) I'm really hungry.

It was quite an impressive bit of social manipulation for someone not quite three years old.

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Me: Max, how long has it been since you tried the washroom?

Max: I don't know.  I can't tell time.




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